MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE RE: THE SEDER I'M HOSTING

  1. Nobody ever died from hosting a Seder
  2. What's the worst that could happen? I give everyone food poisoning and lose all my friends?
  3. It's not like anybody coming is orthodox
  4. I'm giving them a free meal. What kind of an asshole would get mad about a free meal?
  5. I'm going to die
  6. Why is it so hard to find kosher for Passover candy in Oakland?
  7. Am I social justice-y enough for a social justice Seder? Would wearing a braid help?
  8. Do we have enough dessert?