1. In this case, sucking IS NOT animal abuse, child abuse, raping, or otherwise being a terrible person.
  2. Sucking IS drunkenly shouting on a crowded train car, militant vegans, people who think they're way funnier than they are, being the sort of person who has a preferred brand of bottled water, and so on.
  3. My answer: 25%
  4. My friend Emily's answer: 70%
  5. What is your answer?
  6. 51%
    Suggested by @tothemaxxx