QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR THE ADULT MAN WHO WAS TWIRLING TOY SWORDS FOR TWO BLOCKS

  1. Where did you buy those?
  2. Have you ever used them as a weapon?
  3. Have the police ever bothered you?
  4. If you're orthodox, why aren't you wearing your tallis?
    He is wearing a kipah on a Sunday, and therefore is probably an Orthodox Jew.
  5. If you're not orthodox, why are you wearing a kipah?
    Who in the hell wears a kipah all the time but no tallis?
  6. What is that?
    I actually asked this. He said it was [name of some obscure weapon] and he was doing it for exercise. But was he?!