QUIZ: DO I THINK YOU'RE PATHETIC?
It's totally chill if I do. We can still hang.
- •Do you have a library card?
- •Can you cook at least three simple meals (scrambled eggs and microwave hot dogs count)?
- •Is there a clear path in your bedroom between the door and your bed where you don't have to step over anything?
- •IF ALL YESES: Congratulations, you are not pathetic.
- •IF ONE OR MORE NOS: Get ahold of yourself.