THE HOTEL MADE FAMOUS BY 50 SHADES

I went here on a business trip, of all things! btw I have never seen this movie or read the book.
  1. The hotel is called the Heathman Hotel and it's in Portland.
  2. There is a sexy lounge area.
  3. There is a sexy red shower curtain.
  4. There is a sexy 50 Shades cocktail that comes with little handcuffs.
  5. (the handcuffs)
  6. There is an "intimacy kit" with a feather tickler.
  7. There is some sort of special where you order a bottle of wine and get a free gray necktie, but I didn't get it.
  8. I did eat some $10 caramel corn that they forgot to charge me for. 😈
    My tastes are very singular.