For I'm a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny.
  1. I'm not going to record a timeless album and then kill myself, so stop asking, okay?
  2. In theory, the pressure's on to marry and reproduce, but I'm more comfortable than ever saying I'd be happy with or without a man.
  3. I almost wrote JAPpy above and that's true in its way.
  4. What am I supposed to do with my life?
  5. Why do I think that anyone is obligated to "do something" with their lives?
  6. I'm Frances Ha's age.
  7. Will I ever have children?
  8. How can I reconcile being much happier in California with wanting to see my family in Chicago?
  9. lol who cares I'm young and healthy and about to eat lots of cake 🎈