THINGS I DO INSTEAD OF GOING TO BED

And this is why I can never be one of those CEOs with a 4:30am wake up time.
  1. 1.
    Go to Brit+Co's website, search "apps" scroll through any and all weekly best app round ups and download a majority of them
  2. 2.
    Browse around the App Store while I'm on there waiting for my downloads
  3. 3.
    Download some other apps I found on my own that seem at least mildly interesting
  4. 4.
    Play with my new apps
  5. 5.
    Contemplate sleep but I've only made it through half of my new apps and I gotta finish what I've started
  6. 6.
    WOW I LOVE THIS ONE
  7. 7.
    Lol this app sucks bye
  8. 8.
    It's 2am, I love apps so much, maybe I should drop out of med school and develop apps
  9. 9.
    I know nothing about coding or developing apps...
  10. 10.
    Maybe I could get a job at a place like Brit+Co and write the "5 Best New Apps of the Week" articles?!?!!!
  11. 11.
    I COULD TOTALLY DO THAT AND PLAYING WITH APPS ALL DAY WOULD BE MY JOB
  12. 12.
    I wonder if I'd have any other responsibilities
  13. 13.
    I wonder how much they get paid
  14. 14.
    Hm, idk, let's use this sleep app to help me sleep now and this sleep tracker to track my REM cycles and this alarm app to wake me up
  15. 15.
    GOODNIGHT MY APPYS, I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU IN THE MORNING 😘