Things I Heard at Work Today

Today two sexist, homophobic, older men sat down and talked about what to see at the movies on Christmas. Frankly, I didn't know or care about half the movies they talked about but they did mention Sisters and this is what I heard:
  1. We might go see Sisters this weekend
  2. My wife wants to and I was like "oh come on, a chick flick?"
  3. But deep down, I wasn't upset I really want to see it
  4. "That movie looks actually really funny"
  5. "Who is it?"
  6. Oh those Tina Fey and Amy Poehler people
  7. Those two can make anything funny
  8. [They start explaining the plot of the film, continued with a lot of laughs{
  9. Plus, that Tina Fey is quite attractive