Thoughts While Watching Masterchef Junior

  1. Why is Gordon Ramsey nice? Is he actually nice? This is so eye opening
  2. Oh my god. You're eight. You're eight and you can casually whip up Thai snapper with daikon purée and cucumber sudonmono. Okay.
  3. I feel very unaccomplished.
  4. Oh I actually don't like you at all. You're really whiny.
  5. Please don't cry.
  6. Stop crying. You're burning your potatoes.
  7. I kind of understand why you're crying, actually. This is stressful.
  8. I still don't like you, though. I hope you fail.
  9. This show brings out the best in Gordon, but the worst in me. God.
  10. The closest I'll get to winning MCJ