Being a librarian & working with the public can be super fun!
  1. I curse you!
    This was said by an old lady resembling the wicked witch in Snow White so I could actually be cursed.
  2. White bitch
    Aren't people great? But to be fair I am white and I've been known to be a bitch. So probably accurate.
  3. I bet you enjoy being a slave to the proletariat.
    Well actually no but at least I know what proletariat means you commie.
  4. I hope you get cancer & die!
    On the plus side, the person who said this did think I was 10 years younger than I actually am