THE ONLY THOUGHTS YOU HAVE IN SWIM PRACTICE

and I mean the ONLY thoughts. swim practice is very predictable.
  1. oh my gosh the water's freezing
  2. I'm so sore
  3. we all swim in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...
  4. why did I come here
  5. swimming sucks what if I quit
  6. nahh then I'd gain 50 pounds because of my swimmer's appetite.
    trust me, we probably eat more than football players. in the whole world. combined. probably.
  7. crap I've got a chemistry quiz tomorrow. hope I remember that when I get home
  8. how many was that? 9?
    nope, it was only 4, sorry- 6 more 200s to go!
  9. we all swim in a yellow submarine...
  10. 30 minutes left? dang better start putting in some effort
    Coach: Great job Anne! where was that effort this past hour and a half??
  11. yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
  12. for dinner, I think I'll have some fried chicken. or Hopdoddy's. Torchy's sounds so good right now. when will practice be over
    in reality, I already know that dinner is leftover Asian food, but I can dream, right? it's swim practice
  13. only warm down left and we get to leave!! the faster I get this done, the faster I go home
    of course, this mentality only occurs when it's the very last set of the day.
  14. sped up version of "yellow submarine"
    as I'm sprinting the warm down set.
  15. BYE COACH SEE YA LATER
    ...or the next time I'm crazy enough to come again. which will probably be in 9 hours, at 5:30 in the morning.