From Season 5: Episode 15, Stress Relief: Part 2
  1. Jim
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    You're 6'11 and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you
  2. Dwight
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    You're a kiss ass
  3. Pam
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    You failed art school
  4. Meredith
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    You've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one
  5. Kevin
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    I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke
  6. Creed
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    Your teeth called..... Your breath stinks
  7. Angela
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    Where's Angela? Oh there you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice
  8. Stanley
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    You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks
  9. Oscar
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    You're gay
  10. Andy
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    Cornell called. They think you suck, and you're gayer than Oscar