Michael Scott Roasting Dunder Mifflin Employees (Boom, Roasted)

From Season 5: Episode 15, Stress Relief: Part 2
  1. Jim
    You're 6'11 and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you
  2. Dwight
    You're a kiss ass
  3. Pam
    You failed art school
  4. Meredith
    You've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one
  5. Kevin
    I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke
  6. Creed
    Your teeth called..... Your breath stinks
  7. Angela
    Where's Angela? Oh there you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice
  8. Stanley
    You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks
  9. Oscar
    You're gay
  10. Andy
    Cornell called. They think you suck, and you're gayer than Oscar