twitter bios, past and present
i change my bio a lot based on my mood and here are a few i remember!!!!
- •don't talk to me if you're premedi'm premed so this can't be considered mean, right
- •mujhse baat na karothis is "don't talk to me" in hindi, ironic bc the only ppl who can read this are people who know hindi (and i wanna talk to all of them) or people who put effort in to get that translated (also people i want to talk to)
- •all my friends are heathens, take it slowthis is a lyric from Heathens by Twenty One Pilots &&& idk i just really like the lyric lmao
- •just to keep from crying, i laughedthis is a lil wayne lyric that i relate to so much i nearly cried (funny, right?)
- •inka funda hain simple sa yaar, goli maaro toh panga, aankh maaro toh pyaarhindi song lyric that means "the motto's simple fam, if u shoot a bullet it's a fight, if u wink it's love" the genius wordplay really only works in hindi tho, it's great commentary on love-hate relationships (which are all of mine!!! with anyone ever!!!!!)
- •i will only talk to south indians, gtfo my face Northiei'm south indian lmao, there's a well documented rivalry between my side and the wrong side
- •nobody really likes me except for me (sorry @Drake for appropriating your lyric for a depressing twitter bio)do i need to explain
- •ALL I WANTED WAS A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS AND A BAD B*TCHa lyric from Sanctified (Big Sean and Kanye rap this specific line 1 million times & I get it, it's a great lyric and my personal aspiration as well)
- •definitely going to hell but i walk around like god guaranteed me the seat next to herwhen u a bad b*tch who wants to make sure everyone knows u think god is a woman
- •i'm not afraid of god, i am afraid of manfrom froot by marina and the diamonds!!!
- •i hope you're happy.chance said this in a song once and i love it