inspired by @jfout list
  1. To Kevin: "Where is your office and how awesome is it"
    Never be more than a few blocks from free snacks. Know where your friends work and who has peanut butter filled pretzels.
  2. To Stephen: "Wait - did you tap me a love buzz today?"
    And no, you didn't, @stephencarter
  3. To Tanya: "Take your advice from a man who medically isn't allowed to move"
    Those who can't do, teach.
  4. To Brian: "emma will burn down everything you love"
    She is 18 months old and doesn't like to wait.
  5. To David: "eh bah giihtwiababa"
    Write what you know.