REASONS WHY MY TRIP TODAY TO NYC WASNT HORRIBLE

Because honestly you never know.
  1. It stayed below 90 degrees and I was wearing a suit
    No sweat stains
  2. I ate a pretzel
    No salt stains
  3. There were so many Dunkin Donuts everywhere
    No coffee stains
  4. Only one person brought up Tom Brady at the bar where I had dinner - and defended him
    No blood stains