1. Lorelai Gilmore - Gilmore Girls
    Coffee please..and a shot of cynicism
  2. Lucille Bluth - Arrested Development
    Lucille mistakes the drowsy-eye alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion.
  3. Claire Dunphy - Modern Family
    I wanna hear your point but right now this magic juice is gonna help mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar.
  4. Judy Eriksen - How I Met Your Mother
    Why don't you just whip up a batch of your fancy tofu sushi bagels and choke on them!
  5. Mrs. Mac - Always Sunny in Philadelphia
    Dennis: Mrs. Mac has a unique and earthy fragrance. Mrs. Mac: I smell like shit.