Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. It started on a typical Friday
    My roommate and I stayed in, taking it easy
  2. At about 2am I wake up
    My roommate is whispering. Ashley, someone's in our room. Ashley someone is in our room
  3. I look over and a random girl is shuffling around grabbing my roommates stuff
  4. I watch her pull over the trash can, squat, and pee. Missing and peeing all over our floor
  5. We chase this random girl, she dodges us and jumps in my roommates bed, pantsless
  6. She is drunk af and we drag her to her room down the hall and bang on her roommates door
  7. We return to clean the strangers pee. The end