1. Me: I have my professor coming to observe Monday. Student: so do you want me to not be here? I can do that for you.
  2. Student: did you give me the award for most lit in class?
  3. (In the middle of a discussion on minimum wage) Student: do you rave?
  4. Me: No you can't put stripping on your resume. Male Student: see this is the educational system always crushing my dreams. What if I want to strip at the pink poodle. Raise your hand if you support me stripping at the pink poodle?!
  5. Student: Can you explain if Ted Cruz is or is not the Zodiac Killer?
  6. (In the middle of helping her with the assignment) Student: Ms Pinnell do you think Rihanna is pretty?