1. Hey guys.
  2. So I've been pretty unlucky in love.
  3. At this point in my life, I've now managed to make two men reconsider their sexuality.
    All it took was a few dates with me!
  4. A man once jumped in front of moving traffic to avoid a kiss.
    'Sup Leo?
  5. Another was an actual sociopath
  6. And I recently found out the last guy I dated voted for Trump
    AND liked several MRA pages post break up.
  7. But I think today might take the cake.
  8. So I visited my schools library for a project, and was carrying a comically large stack of books
  9. When literally the cutest guy comes up to me, and says "Hey, I'm Mikey. You look like you could use some help."
  10. He had this whole Midwestern farm boy thing going for him. Seriously cute.
  11. And he picked up some of my books, and our hands touched.
  12. At this point, I'm one hundred percent sure this guy is flirting with me.
  13. He offers to walk me to class, which is on the other side of campus, and we talk for a bit.
  14. Five minutes in he says "Max, you seem like a really cool guy..."
  15. I expected that sentence to end with "So do you want to get coffee?"
  16. But alas, no.
  17. Giphy
  18. "So, it really would be a shame if you didn't know the love of our lord Jesus Christ."
  19. What followed was approximately fifteen minutes of evangelism.
  20. Heart. Broken.