1. This "modern" doll family
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    Maybe in Utah...
  2. Christian stuff is literally everywhere
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    You can even buy miniature bibles for your doll house!
  4. They're already selling Fourth of July decorations
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    It's April.
  5. They reinforce masculine stereotypes
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    One of many vaguely sexist magnets found in an aisle literally labeled "Man Cave"
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  8. Also found in the "Man Cave"
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    Two words that should never be next to each other.
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    Not one but two deformed, horrifically realistic police figurines.
  11. These bossy-ass signs
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  15. DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
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  16. Their attempt to sell this clearly used head
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    One of these things is not like the other.
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    Complete with gouged out eyes, broken nose, and bedazzled head
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    And it can be your's for the low, low price of 4.99!!
  19. Actually... I kind of fell in love with her...
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