REASONS I DON'T LIKE HOBBY LOBBY

  1. This "modern" doll family
    Maybe in Utah...
  2. Christian stuff is literally everywhere
  3. You can even buy miniature bibles for your doll house!
  4. They're already selling Fourth of July decorations
    It's April.
  5. They reinforce masculine stereotypes
    One of many vaguely sexist magnets found in an aisle literally labeled "Man Cave"
  6. Also found in the "Man Cave"
  7. Two words that should never be next to each other.
  8. Not one but two deformed, horrifically realistic police figurines.
  9. These bossy-ass signs
  10. DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
  11. Their attempt to sell this clearly used head
    One of these things is not like the other.
  12. Complete with gouged out eyes, broken nose, and bedazzled head
  13. And it can be your's for the low, low price of 4.99!!
  14. Actually... I kind of fell in love with her...