8 WAYS TO BE CUTE
"You're so cute!" -everyone to me
- 1.Be shorter than 5'6"Mini things are cute. If you're taller than 5'6" you're automatically less likely to be told you're cute. Example: I'm 5'3". Barely.
- 2.Be a girlBoys can be cute too. But being a girl makes it easier. #sorryboys
- 3.Be a grandma/old personI'm not a grandma or an old person. But they can be cute.
- 4.Be a babyBetween 6 months and 2 years preferably. And be laughing. I used to be this.
- 5.Scrunch your nose a lot"I love your nose crinkles!" -people
- 6.Giggle at the appropriate timesLow volume. But noticeable.
- 7.Have a cute noseYou know what I mean. #blessed
- 8.Voice inflectionThe more excited you are, the higher the pitch.