"You're so cute!" -everyone to me
  1. 1.
    Be shorter than 5'6"
    Mini things are cute. If you're taller than 5'6" you're automatically less likely to be told you're cute. Example: I'm 5'3". Barely.
  2. 2.
    Be a girl
    Boys can be cute too. But being a girl makes it easier. #sorryboys
  3. 3.
    Be a grandma/old person
    I'm not a grandma or an old person. But they can be cute.
  4. 4.
    Be a baby
    Between 6 months and 2 years preferably. And be laughing. I used to be this.
  5. 5.
    Scrunch your nose a lot
    "I love your nose crinkles!" -people
  6. 6.
    Giggle at the appropriate times
    Low volume. But noticeable.
  7. 7.
    Have a cute nose
    You know what I mean. #blessed
  8. 8.
    Voice inflection
    The more excited you are, the higher the pitch.