REASONS WHY HAMMOCKING SHOULD BE IN THE OLYMPICS

Hammocking is the art of going places, setting up hammocks, and sitting in them.
  1. Hammocks are internationally known.
    People all over the world know what hammocks are. They are a universal symbol for relaxation.
  2. There are lots of different colors to represent the different countries.
    Like flags, but hammocks.
  3. You can hang them up anywhere.
    On rocks. Trees. Poles. From Beijing to Moscow!
  4. It's fun to watch people try and get in and out of them.
    Especially if the hammock is very high up.
  5. They could live stream extreme hammocking from cliffs and glaciers into the Olympics.
    Cool.
  6. It can be the 5th event in gymnastics.
    You know, bars, floor, beam & vault. & hammocking. You have to be strong. 10/10 dismount! 🏅
  7. They can have the Olympics in a forest.
    No stadium seating. No refugees and displacement. Hammocks for everyone. People sitting in hammocks watching the Olympians compete in hammocking, extreme and otherwise. Peace love hammocks.