THINGS I CAN'T DO BUT I WISH I COULD
"Pobody's Nerfect." -Pam Beasley
- •Wear a white shirt without spilling on itOops x2
- •Think fast enough to rapRappers are quick on their feet. "Quick on your feet" is a silly expression because you could be the slowest person on the planet and still be quick on your feet. Who picked that analogy.
- •Have soft skinIt's just not soft
- •Breathe underwaterIt would make the scary things about the ocean less scary
- •Do a one-handed cartwheelI've tried and I've failed multiple times. "You just need to trick yourself into thinking you are going to use both hands and pull the other one away at the last second." Unhelpful advice given to me when trying to do a one-handed cartwheel.
- •Eat spicy foodMy family makes fun of me