WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Life is funny that way
  1. Mailman
    Only bypassed because apparently girls are called the "mailwoman". Which is OBVIOUSLY not as cool.
  2. Travel agent
    Enter Kayak, Travelocity, Expedia, and various other internet sources that ruined my dream.
  3. Flight attendant
    Imagine a world where your ears always feel like they need to pop.
  4. Kindergarten teacher
    Once a dream, now a reality. Although I wouldn't exactly call my job "dreamy".