CLEAN JOKES

When I interviewed for a position as a research assistant at my university during undergraduate studies, the very first thing the doc said was "so tell me your favorite clean joke". It was, by far, my favorite way to open an interview and eased the tension immensely. The one that I said was.....
  1. What do you call a fish with no eye?
    Fsssssh 💁
  2. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Oh, you don't know?
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor
  3. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
    He was a party pooper. 💩💩
    Suggested by   @Lynnie
  4. What do the band members of Metallica sleep in when they go camping?
    (yell) IN TENTS!
    Suggested by   @celeste
  5. What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
    Dam.
    Suggested by   @carissa