LIZ LEMON INSULTS

  1. (to Kenneth): You turtle-faced goon. I will cut you open like a tauntaun, you mouth-breathing Appalachian!
  2. (to Frank): Oh you idiot with your stupid face! You look like Gene Simmons had sex with a basset hound!
  3. (to Kenneth): You listen to me, Li’l Abner. Keep your fried baloney hole shut!
  4. (to Kenneth): You look like a turtle who lost his shell.
  5. What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine? When I drop a load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week.
  6. (You want to name your daughter) Kylie? Great. She can strip her way through community college.
  7. But we’re not the worst. Graduate students are the worst.