THE REASONS I'M FUCKING ADORABLE

Requested by @mallofamanda
  1. I knit, crochet, and sew. FOR FUN 👵🏻
  2. I volunteer at a local hospital holding, feeding, and rocking babies born addicted to drugs.
    They're the cute ones, but it gives me all the feelings.
  3. People love to tell me their stories and I love to hear them
    A good quality for a nurse. People tend to trust me and ask me for advice.
  4. I find "strange" things v. attractive
    Or so I'm told. For example, men's forearms (WOOF!)
  5. I love to cook and bake, especially for the people I care about
  6. I love to learn
    I'd be a career student if I could afford it.
  7. I'm passionate
    If I love you then I FUCKING LOVE YOU
  8. I named my daughter after two of my favorite chick-lit characters.
  9. I full-ass things and put in the effort
    No half-assing here. If I'm going to do something then I'm going to do it right.
  10. I sing loudly in the kitchen, shower, and car.
    Bonus: dancing.
  11. Deadpan humor
    Love it or hate it. It's my sweet spot.
  12. I'm respectful.
  13. I find beauty in "imperfections"
    I don't believe that a big nose is something that needs to be "fixed". My girl, Babs, knows what's up.
  14. (By proxy) My kids
    They're fucking adorable, so I must be fucking adorable right?