Tell Me Honestly

Am I a bad wife if ...
  1. I saw a giant bug on the ceiling..
  2. Above my side of the bed
  3. And I tried to kill it
  4. But I couldn't get it
  5. So I went to sleep on the couch
  6. And left my husband sleeping in the bed?
  7. To be fair, the bug isn't above his side of the bed.