BURNING QUESTIONS ++
The mysteries of the universe...
- •How do horses poop while running?I know ultra-marathon runners sometimes shit themselves when their internal organs are basically giving up, but horses poop while walking/trotting/running constantly. How?!? My body won't let me poop when I'm speed reading.
- •How do you officially pronounce gyro?I've checked my sources (2 Egyptian dudes, 1 Lebanese lady, 12 Greek restaurateurs, everyone I've ever eaten a gyro with) and there is seemingly no consensus. Who can answer this definitively?
- •How do I wear eyeliner on the bottom without looking like Alice Cooper?This question became somewhat irrelevant after I stopped checking out the Wet 'N Wild stand at CVS in 10th grade, but still... I feel like some people do this and pull it off.
- •How do you know you're "ready" to have kids?Tell-tale signs appreciated.
- •How the hell Citizens United passed and hasn't been overturned.I'm no constitutional law expert, but this is crazy pants to me.
- •Will I ever stop getting big zits on my face?
- •How do we build long bridges over deep water?Civil engineers use voodoo magic.