ITEMS I'VE SEEN COME OUT OF MY DOG'S BUTT
His name is Mo, his head is entirely too large and he's the best. Gratuitous photos (in no way connected to the items listed) included.
- •A loin clothFurther proof that we host the most epic Halloween parties.
- •The middle of his blanketA good 2 ft of material from the middle of the blanket just disappeared one day. My husband actually had to help extract it. It was like when clowns do that thing with the unending scarf if their pocket.
- •A cascade of cornWe still haven't replaced our corn hole bags.
- •A cascade of bird seedThere he is, guarding the bird feeder.
- •One tassel from a pair of loafersHe's never chewed any other shoes... Just that one, delicious tassel.