ITEMS I'VE SEEN COME OUT OF MY DOG'S BUTT

His name is Mo, his head is entirely too large and he's the best. Gratuitous photos (in no way connected to the items listed) included.
  1. A loin cloth
    Further proof that we host the most epic Halloween parties.
  2. The middle of his blanket
    A good 2 ft of material from the middle of the blanket just disappeared one day. My husband actually had to help extract it. It was like when clowns do that thing with the unending scarf if their pocket.
  3. A cascade of corn
    We still haven't replaced our corn hole bags.
  4. A cascade of bird seed
    There he is, guarding the bird feeder.
  5. One tassel from a pair of loafers
    He's never chewed any other shoes... Just that one, delicious tassel.