PUNNY CELEBRITY NAMES FOR YOUR BACKYARD CHICKENS

Inspired by @susanorlean and pun-loving uncles everywhere.
  1. Gregory Pecks
  2. Hennifer Lopez
    Shamelessly stolen and decontextualized from South Park
  3. Feather Locklear
  4. La Roux-ster
  5. Henny Kravitz
  6. Colin Fowl
    It only makes sense if you pronounce it like colon.
  7. Lady Bird Johnson
    That was easy.
  8. Shia Lapoulet
    Hehehe
  9. Hilary Fluff
  10. Eggy Olson
    Reserved for the baddest bitch in the yard. RIP Mad Men.
  11. Robert Downy Jr.
    See what I did there?
  12. Cluck Norris
  13. Lark Voorhies
    Suggested by   @howieekremer
  14. Anderson Cooper
    Suggested by   @seantimberlake
  15. Eliot Nest
    Suggested by   @seantimberlake
  16. Broody Ruettiger
    Suggested by   @seantimberlake
  17. Flockiavelli
    Machiavelli counts as a celebrity, right?
  18. Bawk Rogers
    Suggested by   @seantimberlake
  19. chic-ken jeong
    Suggested by   @lindsaygelfand
  20. hen aniston
    Suggested by   @lindsaygelfand
  21. Chickira
    Suggested by   @mlh
  22. Kelly Cluckson
    Suggested by   @mlh
  23. Ellen DeHeneres
    Suggested by   @mlh