DAYS WITHOUT INJURY: 0

Just a typical Monday.
  1. 8am: Baby bro drops ninja turtle on face and proceeds to bleed EVERYWHERE.
  2. 1pm: Big bro accidentally hits baby bro in the face with a door.
  3. 2:30pm: Big bro falls and cuts face.
  4. 2:36pm: Baby bro falls off wall, rolls down hill and cuts arm.
  5. We're all wearing helmets tomorrow.