DAYS WITHOUT INJURY: 0
Just a typical Monday.
- •8am: Baby bro drops ninja turtle on face and proceeds to bleed EVERYWHERE.
- •1pm: Big bro accidentally hits baby bro in the face with a door.
- •2:30pm: Big bro falls and cuts face.
- •2:36pm: Baby bro falls off wall, rolls down hill and cuts arm.
- •We're all wearing helmets tomorrow.