INANE THINGS IM THANKFUL FOR

I know I've had too much pre thanksgiving beer bc I had 6 misspellings typing that title and I ALMOST FORGOT TO DO ALL CAPS, PEOPLE!
  1. Dry shampoo
    God bless you, inventor of this
  2. Nose Frieda
    Gross, but clutch in a kid snot situation
  3. Wasabi mayonaisse
  4. Autocorrect
    Guys, i HaD too maNY IPAS
  5. Dramamine
  6. White noise
    Is it bedtime yet?
  7. List
    Guys, I was off for like 2 days and there are so many to read... I think I'm caught up now.
  8. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!