OH SHIT! HOW TO MAKE A LAST MINUTE BABY QUILT.

How to deal when you realize your poor second born niece is the only grandchild you haven't made a baby quilt for and you're going to visit in 2 weeks.
  1. Frantically search your fabric bin for leftovers from her brother's quilt.
    Realize you have barely enough. 🙌🏼
  2. Figure out how to piece random scraps together to form some semblance of a design.
    This looks good, right?
  3. Realize the back will have to be all white, which is kind of like a fuck you to the parents.
    If you use this, it will literally never be clean.
  4. Pray you have enough white thread to finish the project.
  5. Stop by @joannfabrics for some quilt batting.
    And hope you don't get mugged. Those psychos have scissors.
  6. Sew the front, sew the back, pin and quilt that bitch.
  7. Bind the edges, cut the threads and realize you skipped a lot of the steps that make it look nice like washing and ironing the fabric.
    Screw it, the baby won't care.
  8. Finish with one day to spare!
    Ta-Da!