REASONS I KNOW IM OLD

  1. I don't understand snapchat.
  2. My wedding didn't have a hashtag.
  3. When I studied abroad in college, the only technology I brought with me were calling cards and an iPod.
  4. I miss Blockbuster.
  5. I have never uber'd.
  6. I know I should probably attach hilarious GIFs to these, but that seems hard.
  7. I don't watch Real Housewives or The Bachelor.
  8. I own a tape deck and a VCR. Not ironically.