REASONS MY BOYS ARE AWESOME
Liam and Declan: two guys I'd want on my side in a bar fight.
- •They have great hair.
- •A priest once offered to exorcise the big one.
- •The small one has survived a fall down 17 stairs, a sliced tendon surgery and this.
- •I gave them this old school tmnt set and the big one made this.
- •They're weirdly tall.And just weird.
- •The big one can read at age 4.
- •The small one can beat up 4 yr olds.
- •They're usually up for pretty much anything.
- •They spend at least an hour a day running laps inside the house and yelling.
- •The big one knows more about animals than most adults I know and is usually pretending to be one.
- •The big one is aggressively pedantic.
- •The small one uses weird adult phrases like "of course" and "two minutes, mom".
- •He also usually has some kind of facial bruising from jumping off things, etc.
- •They very occasionally are not trying to beat each others senseless.
- •The small one is reasonably terrified of large creatures.
- •The big one is convinced he's the best at literally everything and will only concede he's slower than Usain Bolt.
- •I grew them.So, obviously they're awesome.