Liam and Declan: two guys I'd want on my side in a bar fight.
  1. They have great hair.
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  2. A priest once offered to exorcise the big one.
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  3. The small one has survived a fall down 17 stairs, a sliced tendon surgery and this.
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  4. I gave them this old school tmnt set and the big one made this.
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  5. They're weirdly tall.
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    And just weird.
  6. The big one can read at age 4.
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  7. The small one can beat up 4 yr olds.
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  8. They're usually up for pretty much anything.
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  9. They spend at least an hour a day running laps inside the house and yelling.
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  10. The big one knows more about animals than most adults I know and is usually pretending to be one.
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  11. The big one is aggressively pedantic.
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  12. The small one uses weird adult phrases like "of course" and "two minutes, mom".
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  13. He also usually has some kind of facial bruising from jumping off things, etc.
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  14. They very occasionally are not trying to beat each others senseless.
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  15. The small one is reasonably terrified of large creatures.
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  16. The big one is convinced he's the best at literally everything and will only concede he's slower than Usain Bolt.
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  17. I grew them.
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    So, obviously they're awesome.