Current objective: turning Declan (age 2.5) into a human
  1. Sleeping in a real bed
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    Extra points for not falling out.
  2. Forward facing in the car
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    Deduction for not quite reaching height limit.
  3. Vocabulary expansion
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    Boost for 3+ syllable words: unacceptable, delicious, etc.
  4. Standing in line/ following on command
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    Extra speed for parking lot hand holding.
  5. Sitting in a real chair vs high chair at a restaurant
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    Achievement for child handing all butter knives at the table to me before anyone can touch them.
  6. Potty training
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    Extra coins for diaper money savings.
  7. Mom of the year.
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