RECENT LEVELS OF PARENTING I'VE BEATEN
Current objective: turning Declan (age 2.5) into a human
- •Sleeping in a real bedExtra points for not falling out.
- •Forward facing in the carDeduction for not quite reaching height limit.
- •Vocabulary expansionBoost for 3+ syllable words: unacceptable, delicious, etc.
- •Standing in line/ following on commandExtra speed for parking lot hand holding.
- •Sitting in a real chair vs high chair at a restaurantAchievement for child handing all butter knives at the table to me before anyone can touch them.
- •Potty trainingExtra coins for diaper money savings.
- •Mom of the year.