THINGS I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I NEED TO EXPLAIN

  1. My children's behavior.
    Because it's not great, but I love them.
  2. The fact that they're usually in coordinated outfits.
    Because it makes them easier to pick out of a crowd, and I just like it.
  3. My love of Fall Out Boy.
    Because they're great, fight me.
  4. The strange layout of my house.
    Split level with a beautiful, but poorly designed addition.
  5. What kind of beer I like.
    Local IPA's and Belgium Trippels. That's pretty much it.
  6. How awesome I think my minivan is.
    #minivan4life
  7. That I run, but I'm not "a runner".
    I only started 2.5 yrs ago and I'm awful.
  8. Whatever book I'm reading.
    Because it typically isn't nonfiction or in any way intellectual.
  9. My religious beliefs.
    Because I love being Catholic, but disagree with many, many things.
  10. That I'm a stay at home mom.
    Not rich, don't always love it, still have a personality.
  11. My husband's sense of humor.
    I can usually follow his jokes, but sometimes he confuses people.
  12. What li.st is.
    Just kidding, I tell no one. 🤐