THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO TODAY
But I have to because this is my life.
- •Wake up at 6am.Because that's when the clock says the monsters may arise. And then they come climb on me.
- •Be obsessively concerned with whether other people do or do not need to go potty.
- •Go to t-ball.It's a hot mess of 4 year olds.
- •Drink a smaller than usual cup of coffee.I have to start cutting back. It's becoming a problem.
- •Participate in yard work.Gross.
- •Feel guilty about not sending a Mother's Day card.Oops.
- •Watch nick jrAt least it's not Caillou.
- •Police two small humans and keep them from killing each other.Baby cage fight!!