THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO TODAY

But I have to because this is my life.
  1. Wake up at 6am.
    Because that's when the clock says the monsters may arise. And then they come climb on me.
  2. Be obsessively concerned with whether other people do or do not need to go potty.
  3. Go to t-ball.
    It's a hot mess of 4 year olds.
  4. Drink a smaller than usual cup of coffee.
    I have to start cutting back. It's becoming a problem.
  5. Participate in yard work.
    Gross.
  6. Feel guilty about not sending a Mother's Day card.
    Oops.
  7. Watch nick jr
    At least it's not Caillou.
  8. Police two small humans and keep them from killing each other.
    Baby cage fight!!