Inspired by @andlamb, @kate81 , etc.
  1. Pop tarts
    Static
    Cinnamon sugar, microwaved not toasted
  2. Pepsi
    Static
    Caffeine free
  3. Tortillas and cheese
    Static
    Separately on a plate. Dipped in ketchup.
  4. Canned green beans
    Static
    Cut, never French style
  5. Peanut butter and honey
    Static
    Wheat bread
  6. Milkshakes
    Static
    Milk, vanilla ice cream, powdered nesquik