And by said I mean yelled at my children.
  1. Sticks stay outside!
  2. Quit interrupting me while I'm on the phone or you're not getting a churro!
  3. Stand still so I can give you a hairdo!
  4. Stop blubbering!
  5. Watch out for his organs!
  6. Chew and swallow!
  7. Stop putting your face on people!