WEIRD THINGS I'VE SAID BECAUSE IM A MOM
And by said I mean yelled at my children.
- •Sticks stay outside!
- •Quit interrupting me while I'm on the phone or you're not getting a churro!
- •Stand still so I can give you a hairdo!
- •Stop blubbering!
- •Watch out for his organs!
- •Chew and swallow!
- •Stop putting your face on people!