1. Don't
  2. Especially at 5:00 AM
  3. On a Tuesday
  4. With 20 of my close family members
  5. Because it is someone in our family's birthday
  6. And I didn't give birth to said person
    Or ANY person on Earth for that matter
  7. At least my mom gets me
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