QUALIFICATIONS FOR BEING MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT
- •Great eyebrows a must.
- •Ability to pick up quotes to Disney movies, musicals, Hocus Pocus, and Mean Girls highly preffered.
- •Must get overly excited about small victories.
- •Must be ready to randomly harmonize to any song.
- •Must know starting lineups each Sunday for last minute fantasy football tinkering.
- •Must know when to either a) deliver a donut or b) smack a donut out of my hand.