1. A cat wearing a sweater
    And a harness on top of the sweater
  2. A man alone at a table except for a brick of pimento cheese
    No crackers, no coffee
  3. A cockroach
  4. The girl next to me on the treadmill at the Barry's Bootcamp class that just ended
    We didn't say hi
  5. Malin Akerman
  6. An abandoned pack of hot dogs
    Is there anything sadder