IF I WERE TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH ONLY THREE TV SERIES

I'm currently binge watching Gilmore Girls and eating pizza so there was no question about what my first list would be, really.
  1. How I Met Your Mother
    Because if anyone can relate to the crushing sadness of being alone on a desert island, Ted Mosby can.
  2. Parks and Rec
    Because it makes me feel like an intellectual badass and I like that. I also aspire to be like Ron Swanson in all things, but mostly his brevity.
  3. Breaking Bad
    Really just because if I'm on a desert island, I'm going to need to kick some ass at some point. Maybe an animal's ass for food. Or maybe a native islander's ass for taking me captive and forcing me to be their best friend-- like in Herman Melville's novel, Typee. Nothing brings out my inner warrior princess like seeing Bryan Cranston as a drug warlord.