Corporate Power Ballads Objectively Better Than "Don't Stop Believin'"

should you ever find yourself at karaoke, wondering whether or not your friends need to hear all 37 minutes of that fucking song again.
  1. "I Want to Know What Love Is" - Foreigner
  2. "I Remember You" - Skid Row
  3. "Wind of Change" - Scorpions
    not "winds"! i know right?
  4. "Send Me an Angel" - Scorpions
  5. "Rock Me Tonite" - Billy Squire
  6. "Livin' on a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
    a somewhat inscrutable nomination, seeing as how they're the exact same song.
  7. "Sister Christian" - Night Ranger
  8. "Why Can't This Be Love" - Van Halen*
    almost didn't qualify because *Hagar really spread his seed all over this one
  9. "Alone" - Heart
  10. "Bringin' on the Heartbreak" - Def Leppard
  11. "Broken Wings" - Mr. Mister
  12. "Here I Go Again" - Whitesnake
    impressively, "is this love" sucked too hard to make this list
  13. "Don't Close Your Eyes" - Kix
    probably the most revealing suggestion
  14. "Alone Again" - Dokken
    ugh or this
  15. "Love Song" - Tesla
  16. "Keep On Loving You" - REO Speedwagon
  17. "Home Sweet Home" - Mötley Crüe
    (if they didn't qualify as corporate rock back then they certainly do now)
  18. "Fly to the Angels" - Slaughter
  19. "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" - Journey
  20. Extreme - more than words
    Coughing up a hairball
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  21. 'Heaven' - Warrant
    Double hairball
    Suggested by   @gilbaron