This is just a good evergreen list prompt and everyone should do it. Also worth noting: I was a friendless dick as a kid.
  1. Pay-wee-en-talla-jist
  2. Veterinarian
    Then you find out it's just killing animals, mainly.
  3. Zoologist
    So you jump to a new ladder!
  4. "Artist"
  5. Cartoonist
  6. Writer
  7. NAHHHH-velist
  8. Whatever you do art history with
  9. Some sort of farmer
    (It's not more developed than that)