5 WAYS I KNOW I'M AN ADULT FOLLOWED BY 5 WAYS I KNOW I'LL NEVER BE OLD

  1. 1.
    I fall asleep during prime time tv- usually around 8:30
  2. 2.
    I plan my meals in advanced
  3. 3.
    I think about fiber and vitamins
  4. 4.
    I got excited about purchasing a humidifier
  5. 5.
    And taxes
  6. 6.
    I spent 2 weeks searching many Targets for a 50 pack of colored pencils
  7. 7.
    I eat a lot of chocolate and ice cream
  8. 8.
    My fiancé and I just finished watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch series on Hulu
  9. 9.
    Farts make me laugh
  10. 10.
    I never read my mail