THINGS I DON'T GET

This is most likely the first list in a series
  1. When people drink whole milk
  2. Private profiles
  3. Contract killers
  4. Marathons and those who run them
  5. Fake porn Twitter accounts
  6. Having multiple cellphones (seriously Madonna)
  7. Tight clothing
  8. Expensive bikes
  9. Actually, all pricey sports equipment
  10. Taking more than one vitamin
  11. Drinking games
  12. Elle Goulding
  13. Scrunchies