CRAP ON MY DESK

I am not a minimalist.
  1. Honduras bowl holding paper clips that my boss steals and bends until they break; family photos, BMO, Batman flash drive.
  2. A book I borrowed from a colleague and that I will probably never ever read.
  3. A bowling pin that I won for being most spirited during a staff trip to the bowling alley; an angel figure from one of our warehouse techs that just appeared one day and without reason.
  4. Another random figurine from the same warehouse tech that also appeared without reason.
  5. My awesome mousepad; a handmade coaster from my girl @ohwowawesome
  6. This adorable business card holder.
  7. Obligatory pumpkin lotion, crazy cat lady post it dispenser, bubbles for when shit gets real.